"quinquireme of Nineveh from distant Ophir
rowing home to haven in sunny Palestine,
with a cargo of ivory,
and apes and peacocks,
sandalwood, cedarwood and sweet white whine"

~ John Masefield

...and cigarettes? will there also be cigarettes? i just thought that since we're killing elephants, kidnapping exotic wildlife, disturbing the local ecology and destroying forests we might want to, you know, smoke afterwards.

one day, when chimpanzees rule the world they're going to shove bananas up our asses and make us do the hokey pokey. at least, i hope they do. because honestly, here be dragons.